This is really cool - scientists (they all wear white lab coats) are creating a synthetic life form.
I would like them to create a life form that earns a more than decent pay cheque, frequently goes to the beer store for me, does the laundry, does the dishes and frequently arranges nice vacations for us. And it must be toilet trained. And be no more than the size of an average bread box.
I would also like it to have a habit of making really delicious brownies. I like brownies.