SPAM SPAM SPAM RFP RFP SPAM

I have before me one can of SPAM luncheon meat (fully cooked) (product of U.S.A) (actually product of some little piggies) (U.S. Inspected and passed by Department of Agriculture).



It constitutes roughly 1073 calories in this little tiny boxy little can.



SPAM is excellent camping fare. It tastes great, and it is easier to transport in your knapsack than transporting an ornery pig in your canoe. Even transporting a calm and fully cooked pig in your canoe is awkward. It does not require refrigeration and basically gives you tons of calories to get through a busy day.



I am currently working an a potentially major RFP for work and it is 10:00 PM on a Friday night. If we win the contract, then I hope to celebrate with a can of SPAM.