According to this online survey, my calculated 'healthspan' or lifespan is 90 years. Not bad! Smoking is for losers.
Note the cool guy with the mustache in this picture.
Mustaches are for losers only if you are wearing a red-loin skirt.
Please do not take this post as an apologia for mustaches. Mungo does not condone the use of mustaches as a personal grooming style.